Sekaiichi Hatsukoi Episode 2

hahahaah i love it!

Sekaiichi Hatsukoi really shouldn’t lionize logorrheic mountebanks. That’s just plain common sense. Of course, the people who appreciate its endeavors are those who eagerly root up common sense, prominently hold it out, and decry it as poison with astonishing alacrity. Sekaiichi Hatsukoi is a shallow, addlepated slimeball. I use that label only when it’s true. If you don’t believe it is, then consider that if I had to choose between chopping onions and helping Sekaiichi Hatsukoi make us dependent on contemptuous slanderers for political representation, economic support, social position, and psychological approval, I’d be in the kitchen in an instant. Although both alternatives make me cry, the deciding factor for me is that some people think I’m exaggerating when I say that I, for one, get irritated when I see Sekaiichi Hatsukoi abrogate its responsibilities. But I’m not exaggerating; if anything, I’m understating the situation.

Sekaiichi Hatsukoi’s libidinous activities are oozing with stoicism. Ask anyone. The poisonous wine of insurrectionism had been distilled long before Sekaiichi Hatsukoi entered the scene. Sekaiichi Hatsukoi is merely the agent decanting the poisonous fluid from its bottle into the jug that is world humanity.

Should this be discussed in school? You bet. That’s the function of education: To teach students how to provide an antidote to contemporary manifestations of morally crippled immoralism.

The absence of necessary historiographical context makes Sekaiichi Hatsukoi’s orations extremely difficult to accept. I don’t think anyone questions that. But did you know that the truth of this is by no means limited to the field of general culture, but applies to politics as well? I don’t mean to condemn anyone’s beliefs, but the baneful nature of Sekaiichi Hatsukoi’s maneuvers is not just a rumor. It is a fact to which I can testify. Sekaiichi Hatsukoi is neither morally nor intellectually consistent. If it were, it wouldn’t first promulgate partisan prejudice against others then afterwards decry my observation that it says that it’s the best thing to come along since the invention of sliced bread. What balderdash! What impudence! What treachery!

When was the last time you heard Sekaiichi Hatsukoi mention that resistentialism is a crime, an outrage, and a delusion? Probably never. That’s why just the other day, some of its unambitious goombahs forced a prospectus into my hands as I walked past. The prospectus described Sekaiichi Hatsukoi’s blueprint for a world in which odious heretics are free to make us less united, less moral, less sensitive, less engaged, and more perversely narrow-minded. As I dropped the prospectus onto an overflowing wastebasket I reflected upon the way that Sekaiichi Hatsukoi never tires of telling us that obscurity, evasiveness, incomprehensibility, indirectness, and ambiguity are marks of depth and brilliance. That’s why I feel obligated to respond by reminding everyone that there are a number of conceptual, logical, and methodological flaws in Sekaiichi Hatsukoi’s shell games. No joke.

It would be great if all of us could feed the starving, house the homeless, cure the sick, and still find wonder and awe in the sunrise and the moonlight. In the end, however, money talks and you-know-what walks. Perhaps that truism also explains why the first response to this from Sekaiichi Hatsukoi’s co-conspirators is perhaps that Sekaiichi Hatsukoi defends the real needs of the working class. Wrong. Just glance at the facts: Sekaiichi Hatsukoi wants us to think of it as a do-gooder. Keep in mind, though, that it wants to “do good” with other people’s money and often with other people’s lives. If Sekaiichi Hatsukoi really wanted to be a do-gooder, it could start by admitting that the basal lie that underlies all of its scummy smear tactics is that its way of life is correct and everyone else’s isn’t. Translation: Principles don’t matter. I doubt you need any help from me to identify the supreme idiocy of those views, but you should nevertheless be aware that Sekaiichi Hatsukoi’s expositors consider its equivocations a breath of fresh air. I, however, find them more like the fetid odor of statism.

Rest assured, it has been said that Sekaiichi Hatsukoi’s cultists compress Sekaiichi Hatsukoi’s platitudes into brief, highly reductive, definitive-sounding phrases, easily memorized and easily expressed. I believe that to be true. I also believe that unlike its self-fulfilling prophecies, my own fairy tales are not vague and undefined. And here, I claim, lies a clue to the intellectual vacuum so gapingly apparent in its witticisms. On a closing note, I hope that this letter, while incomplete, informal, and having no authority except its own inner strength and conviction, has clearly demonstrated to you that for Sekaiichi Hatsukoi, elitism is the name of the game.

lol why u writing essays in the comments section

Because its my opinion I AM aloud to have one xD

Uhmm, I was gonna read that comment but I’m afraid my puny mind cannot handle such big words. Anyway, Nice episode^^

Good Job 4linkvio,
I didn’t get anything after spending 5 minutes reading your essay… but… GOOD JOB! xDDD
and one more thing…
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For those who don’t understand what 4linkvio has said, let me summarise it for you. “Sekaiichi Hatsuko SUCKS.”

Seriously, what an essay…

I honestly don’t watch this shit but 4linkvio, you’re my idol.

GGG GGG GGGUYYYYYYVERRRRRRRRRRRR!!! WHOOPS! DAMN WRONG SHOW!
GGG GGG GAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYBOYYYYY!!!

4linkvio rules!

No seriously 4linkvio has said everything that needed to be said. period.

man another homo anime
not for me
good bye

We don’t need you ranting shit in something that a fan enjoys watching.
If you want to write a bad review about something, please go find a place where in you can rant all you want.
Although we do accept any comments, whether it may be negative or not.. writing a piece like that.. even though it’s your own opinion is uncalled for.
More or less, good job with wasting your effort.

And good job with wasting your time.

“To teach students how to provide an antidote to contemporary manifestations of morally crippled immoralism.” fuck..who cares about this anime..this essay FTW.

Lol thanks xD

hahahahha =D so true …. i was about to read the ESSAY too … but too lazy … lol

omfg this gay show is still on the air?

4linkvio, dude, you need a blog site or something. Getting to be a bit much.

i actually really like this show! it’s really cute! also. i tried to read the “essay” but I got stuck on the first sentence.

4linkvio~! Complaint letter generator~~